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Classy☆Cranberry’s, Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo, and the Meaning of Life

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The History and Philosophical Musings of Human Life: A Totally Deep Intellectual Insight of Eroge Visual Novels and Justification as to why NekoNyan Should Translate Classy☆Cranberry’s and Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo

”Translators are the erotic heroes of literature, the often forgotten instruments that make it possible for other cultures to talk to one another; who have enabled us to understand that we all have the same interests ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” - Paul Auster

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After years of cellular events that laid the foundation of life, conglomerates of cells who evolved in the Primordial Soup, assumed shapes and appendages for the sole reason of sex and survival. From the first copulatory claspers, to the proliferation of the human penis, later came our complex cultural values, villages, and the bustles of metropolises to complement them. All of which were built out of humanity’s desire for happiness — or for greater specificity — a deep sexual frustration, for happiness is but glorified lust, and the invasions for  resources, is just another reason to hide society’s collective sadism.

More importantly, if resources are used to build buildings that help humanity survive, and food serves to keep our bodies nourished for a flourishing working society, then society is but a sex hotel, where the workers are the employees, and today’s generation are the customers copulating to create the next generation. As such, if we are but to survive in accordance with the known Laws of Nature, then the meaning of life is to have sex, for sex is survival, and survival is sex. 

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This is the penultimate justification as to why eroge visual novels are the highest form of art, as it  demonstrates the creation of life through the literary, musical and visual mediums of human expression and life’s answer to survival. And is the reason why I request that NekoNyan should translate Classy☆Cranberry’s and the Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo series out of necessity — to serve the ultimate meaning of life that is to consume eroge — for everything, but the act of copulation, is a facade, masking our subconscious desires to imbibe the pleasures of sex and mutual possession, to assuage our lusts and chant victory after years of consuming flavourless trash that only serves to fill time between cradle and grave.

I thus clip the following images to demonstrate the literary and artistic phenomenons that is Classy☆Cranberry’s and the Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo series, which are equal if not greater to Shakespeare’s greatest works and the Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci.

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tl;dr: pls translate uwu

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